When Turkeys Attack

Ways back, Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey our national bird.

Heretic! opponents cried. It's unpatrriotic.

Sure, the turkey is a tastey beast, with its succulent skin and hearty flesh, but come on. It's is a sucker, a dupe. Imagine our international standing had we made such a gaffe. What would the world think of us if We the People showed weakness by symbolizing our national character with this foolish fowl. It seems a flock of local wild turkeys have had enough of this kind of bird bashing and they are out terrorize Bostonians. They aint as dumb or weak as you might think, and they appear to be growing stronger.

So as you munch on turkey today, do not forgot to pay your respects to the great bird.

And if you've got beef with a wild turkey, here's some tips on how to protect yourself. It just may save your life in a dark alley