Bee-had?

So it seems my wife wishes to do battle. Defected? I haven't heard the term used in general discourse in quite some time, perhaps since the collapse of the Soviet Union. A quick search rebutted my initial thought that it may have dropped out of style with the iron curtain. Yet I cannot help noticing the choice of language, the undertones. Could the Beacon Bee contain a secret cell of radicals? Or be posing as a front for an undercover operation to undermine the good ol' red, white, and blue? Well if that's the case I've got news for you, Bee--these colors don't run! Now don't get me wrong. I love the Bee, which is why I won't allow him to be exploited in a vast conspiracy. We cannot stand by idly and let the Bee turn yellow and black on the outside but Red on the inside.

One more word of caution. Many of us remember what happened the last time the Bee got tested, how he cracked under the pressure and sided with his kidnappers. While understandable, the whole debacle put this apoidea's gumption into question. Is the Bee once again simply a pawn in a crafty scheme? And just who is behind such an insidious plot?

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