Foley Scandal the Doing of Bill Clinton?

For Republicans, especially conservatives, who like politics to be run on higher ground, this type of scandal is especially hard. So starts a CNN segment on the Foley scandal. And did you know that George Soros is behind the Foley Scandal leak? That's what Hastert's been claiming, and Wolf Blitzer and others have been running with it. The real story though lies in the dirty truth that those congressional pages were a part of a deeper conspiracy masterminded by Bill Clinton, as retribution for the humiliation of his own sex scandal. Those pages clearly baited the Congressman. His judgement impaired by morning martinis chased with scotch, Foley was the real victim here, duped into coveting those hard bodied teenage boys. Do not fear though. Rush Limbaugh is sure to get to the bottom of it.