Cirque de Soleil

Saturday night Melissa and I went to Mystere at Treasure Island. On the website, they indicate its an interactive show. Bit of an understatement. A 300-pound baby spotted me in the opening act and kept coming back for "Papa," finally getting me on stage in a baby suit. Sitting backstage, the baby says in a rhaspy voice: "So your girlfriend looks good..or call girl?"
"No, my wife."
"What? Who brings their wife to Vegas, man?"
Circus clowns.